Why c dino is cring

"C. dino was walking home one day. He was tired because he ate too much food during lunch period. He was about to vomit on the street, but then realized thats cringe bro so he went up to the nearest person, which was X13, and threw up all over him. But little did he know that X13 was a vomitsexual and the they proceeded to have seggs all night *ahhhahahahahaa UWU OOOOOOOOHHHH Daddddy!* They screamed violently while trying to rape each other. They both died that day because of overmasterbation."

Lesson: if you have secks with sex13 ur automatically cring

sex13 is 13 becos in the naem so illegals secskssks