C dino is the imposter

One day, I was on my phone. Then suddenly, the among us imposter called me at 3PM!!!!! However, it wasnt the imposter and it was in fact Dick Lester, a pedo from the slums in New Dehili. He kept on trying to make me pay him to have sex, but since I am broke as shit (poor joke XD). Then, he told me about his friend, whose name was Gus. I asked who Gus is, and he said "Among Gus" (get it because Gus is in the name). I rofl'd (rolled on the floor laughing) and lol (laughed out loud) so much that he self-reported and got ejected from the airship, revealing that he was the imposter, and we appoligized to Peter Griffin for calling him the imposter.

Moral of the story: Be poor XD